Here’s Your WTF Moment Between Chile And Uruguay At Copa America

Excuse me, sir. What are you doing?

During Wednesday’s night Copa America match, Chile’s Gonzalo Jara inappropriately touched Uruguay’s Edinson Cavani. In this case, inappropriately touched is code for attempted sodomy.

Cavani was sent off with a red card for his reaction, and Chile later went on to score with Uruguay down to 10 men. After the match, Jara was reportedly suspended for the rest of Copa America.

So, just to review:

1) Jara probes Cavani with his fingers.
2) Cavani lightly slaps Jara.
3) Jara flops.
4) Cavani is sent off.
5) Chile wins.
6) Jara is suspended.

Okay, then.