Charles Barkley Would Cross The Street If He Saw A San Antonio Fan

Charles Barkley and the people of San Antonio are about five seconds away from a fight to the death.

It started when Sir Charles pointed out the general fatness of SATX ladies. Jokes were made and an apology was demanded and given, but now The Round Mound Of Not Shutting His F*cking Mouth has gone all-in on the hate. Here we see him telling everyone in San Antonio that they suck and boasting that he’d “beat they ass down” if they said anything to his face.

This story needs to end with a fat San Antonio lady cheering and riding on Tim Duncan’s back as he throws Barkley through a wall. Maybe while wearing robot gauntlets.