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Perhaps, like me, you have yet to become truly interested in the Arena League's version of football. Maybe the field seems too short, the defenses unfairly marginalized, the rock star owners too clueless.
Or maybe you're not like trusty reader Bo, who watched an LA Avengers-Orlando Predators game a few weeks back in between sets of crunches. Bo noticed the unique fashion stylings of the Predators' "Prowlers," and I don't think I'm overstating it when I say these are the greatest pants ever created since the invention of pants… which I believe happened in 1775 — the British tried to force pants on the American colonies, and that's what led to the first shots at Lexington and the bombs dropped by Concorde jets. Then Levi Strauss invented the denim pant for the Second Continental Congress, and jeans were pretty much unchanged until the Prowlers re-introduced these Dirrty-era Christina Aguilera wonders.
In conclusion, a proper understanding of history will help you appreciate the Arena Football League.
Bravo to you, Bo. The girl in the middle looks SERIOUSLY freaky.
Wow, where can I get a pair of jeans like that? Finally, I will no longer be required to unzip my fly when I have to go #2……or #3.
Lets see (from left to right):
Yes after three beers, yes, OH FUCK YES, yes, yes
Bonus: Yes to the girl on the bottom right, too.
I don’t even need to qualify the all-around yes here.
Josh, yes after three beers on the first one? Come on dude. Be honest with us, your fellow withleather commenters. Thats a yes all the way. If she wasnt standing by the other four, she’d look much hotter.
Also, I agree…I want more of that one in the middle. I haven’t been this pleased since the Chargers cheerleader tryout post.
While I appreciate the easy access to the golden triangle, I have to ask, why not provide a similar runway to the funbags? You can’t spell T&A without T.
Come on guys a little respect, her name is Leah. The hot bitch who is a freak between the sheets is called Leah.
LEAH A of the Orlando Predators
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damn here is the link
Let me throw my hat in the ring for Katie and her special skill of vibrating her back….
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I’ll be imagining these ladies next time I’m, uh, doing crunches.
yes to all on this page
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