05.02.08 10 years ago 16 Comments

Chelsea's stars celebrated their Champions League semifinal win over Liverpool by heading out to chic London club Chinawhite, where they partied with Jenna Jameson, who unfortunately no longer looks anything like the picture above.

Reportedly,adult film starJenna moved her table right next to the Chelsea stars and wowed them with her raunchy dancing, as they continued to rack up their hefty bar bill, which ended up at an estimated £10,000 [$20,000].

Though, according to reports, Jenna's night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.

Wait a second.  A porn star dancing suggestively and wanting to do drugs?  I find that pretty hard to believe. 

A member of her entourage said: "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."

A modern-day tragedy.  Jenna cried and cried the night away, cried because she couldn't touch up her makeup, cried because she didn't blow one more rail for the road, cried big salty tears with an unusually high semen content.

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