Is everybody all caught up on sleep from the weekend? Nope? Okay, great. Well, there’s no sleep for the football fan. You’re going to hear a lot about how “football started Thursday,” but we all know that’s not true, and that NFL fans are adorable and we should just pat them on the head for thinking their sport is the only sport in the world. College football is pretty great, too, and that’s what we’re here to talk about today.
Week 1 didn’t have all that many surprises. Texas A&M seemed further along, especially defensively, than we probably all thought. Stanford fell flat against a perky Northwestern team. It doesn’t matter who plays quarterback for Ohio State; that offense is going to go. And Penn State, well, we’ll talk about the Nittany Lions another time.
This weekend brings with it a slate that leaves a lot to the imagination, but is still football on our TVs, and we wished for that for so long, we maybe need to appreciate it, even if we accidentally flipped on Army-UConn and can’t remember our own address anymore.
Here’s your full viewing guide for Week 2. (All times are EST, and we’re skipping Friday this week but you can watch Utah-Utah State if you want. We probably will be doing that.)