Watch Soccer Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo Prank Folks In An Elaborate Disguise

Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably the richest athlete in the world. Just last weekend, the Real Madrid star bought his agent an island in Greece. An island! A whole goddamn island reportedly worth several million dollars. Basically, Ronaldo can do whatever the hell he wants, whenever the hell he wants. He’s got, for the lack of a better term, “f*ck you money.”

That brings us to this recent viral video of the soccer star walking around the streets of Madrid juggling a soccer ball. Why is Ronaldo doing this? Who knows. It’s probably a stupid guerilla marketing stunt and Ronaldo’s, like, the front man for a fake mustache company. Actually, yes, that’s exactly what this is.

Anyway, the best part of this is the kid at the end who’s totally freaked out by Ronaldo and his disguise. Seriously, look at him. He’s terrified. He’s legit gonna have nightmares about mustachioed Ronaldo and all those weird people “wooing.”