07.08.07 11 years ago 4 Comments

Boston Red Sox outfielder Wily Mo Peña hit a home run against the Detroit Tigers today, but it was counted as a fly-out: 

Nice catch, I guess. But it still doesn't beat the time I caught that bottle of champagne my "finacée" tossed down to me from the third floor balcony when we had high-tail it out of a honeymoon suite bill.  I made that grab one-handed with cigarette ash in my right eye.  I didn't catch her though.  I didn't even try.  If I did, how would she ever learn that she can't shirk her financial obligations? -KD

UPDATE: Tigers sweep the Red Sox, and the Chief predicted it. If only he would pay me in cash, so I could gamble it away.

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