08.30.07 11 years ago 27 Comments

The LA Galaxy lost to Mexico's Pachuca in the $1 million Superliga final last night on penalty kicks, and — even worse — lost David Beckham to a sprained knee when he and an opponent tried to kick the ball at the same time.  Despite a bicycle kick goal in stoppage time to tie the game, the Galaxy fell apart thanks to an own-goal from Peter Vagenas (heh) and Landon Donovan's meek tap of a failed PK.  Strange, Landycakes is usually so reliable in pressure situations.  FanHaus recaps the carnage:

The Galaxy's 2007 embarassment is now complete. The club will win no trophies and see no postseason action, Beckham now has injuries to his left ankle and right knee, and the rest of the team needs a complete overhaul.

So they've got that going for them. 

Too bad he didn't injure his penis.  I bet Victoria could heal the shit out of it.  I still think she's a sexy cyborg sent from the future to save mankind from ugliness.

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