06.06.07 11 years ago 21 Comments

The end of the world comes nearer every day, sexy readers.  No, I'm not talking about the polar ice caps melting or the rise of flying sharks.  What I have to tell you is far worse: as action hero Scott pointed out to me, Dick Vitale now writes a weekly "column" for ESPN.com. 

It is exactly what you expected, but with fewer exclamation points and no Caps Lock:

If you have never seen sports lover Kenny Chesney in action on a stage near you, run and see him. This guy is really dazzling, and the Country/Western star draws crowds everywhere. I had the good fortune of seeing him in Tampa recently… I had the privilege of watching Chesney put on a Tampa Bay Bucs helmet on and take snaps in front of the team's coach, Jon Gruden… Chesney is awesome, baby with a capital A, the best show out there.

This makes sense.  Chesney seems like a logical successor to Jeff Garcia and Chris Simms.  Except, you know… less gay.

p.s. I know what you're thinking, but Peyton and Kenny broke up

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