05.14.07 11 years ago 17 Comments

Today in the useless rumor department: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are reportedly planning their wedding (final item).

Also, if you choose to believe it, Life & Style maggie is reporting that Tom and his Brazilian bombshell are getting ready to tie the knot!  A purported “insider” tells the magazine that the wedding will be an intimate affair in Rome with only family and close friends on the guest list.

Wow.  That's from The Boston Herald's "The Track," and having The Track be skeptical about your rumor is like Pacman Jones thinking your off-field behavior is immature.  Or if you're gay, it's like Cher thinking your Oscar gown is too gaudy. 

Ah, Cher.  Who didn't love her in Mask?  That's a movie released in 1985, for any of my sexy readers who aren't cinephile fuckfaces.  I don't recommend it, because it's the kind of movie that tries to tell you it's okay to be ugly.

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