Dwight Would Like $500 Million, Please

09.16.10 8 years ago 3 Comments

Dwight Howard must either be working for the CIA, or have a baker’s dozen of stripper skeletons in his closet, because the Orlando Magic center is filing a lawsuit against his baby momma, Royce Reed, to the tune of $500,500,000 for leaking information to the media. Obviously, Ms. Reed has the money lying around somewhere. Now, the $500 million dollar question is whether he’ll want this money through check, money order, or wheelbarrow.

TMZ has obtained legal docs filed by the Orlando Magic star in Orange County, Florida, in which he claims his baby mama Royce Reed — who stars on VH1’s “Basketball Wives” — leaked dirt about him to the media at least 11 times … thus violating a 2009 gag order.

In the docs, Howard explains that if the leaked stories reached 1,000,000 people — a safe estimate given that the stories were posted all over the Internet — the damages should add up to $500,500,000 based on the terms of their previous agreement. –TMZ Sports

Although Khloe Kardashian will not be on Basketball Wives, I still have an insatiable urge for bacon. On her cast description, Royce claims that, in the future, she wants to start “pursuing her acting career, finding a new man, and mixing with the rest of the basketball wives. Her hardest task with the other wives will be debunking the negative stereotype that the wives have against team dancers” (–VH1) I can only imagine how she’ll debunk any stereotypes against basketball dancers, considering she has a child out of wedlock with a basketball player, using that “fame” to get a spot on a VH1 reality show. That doesn’t make her look like a pom-pom waving, no good hussy at all.

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