04.17.08 10 years ago 19 Comments

New York Giants QB and famous younger brother Eli Manning is getting married to college sweetheart Abby McGrew in Mexico this weekend.  Slainte!

The One&Only [where they're staying] is located on the picturesque Baja California peninsula, where the Pacific Ocean merges with the Sea of Cortez.

Luxury suites run up to $2,600 a night, and the resort offers a wedding package that includes a horse-drawn carriage ride to a rustic chapel.

Oh, man, I can't believe we're only finding out about this now.  People, I know this is short notice, but it's not too late to get them something from their Neiman Marcus gift registry.

The Royal Crown Derby china is tasteful and classy, I think, and it's a damn shame that no one has forked over the $345 to get them the vegetable bowl they want.  And will NO ONE buy them a butter crock???  C'mon, Mannings and McGrews, how is a Super Bowl MVP supposed to focus on football when he doesn't have a BUTTER CROCK? 

[Thanks to reader Brian; Daily News story via Hot Clicks

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