Fist In A Box, This Year’s Most Disappointing Video To Perverts With Google

We shared a lot of horrifyingly-bad Christmas updates this year, but none quite as epic as Michael “The Menace” Johnson’s “special holiday song” for his UFC 155 opponent, Myles Jury. If you haven’t figured it out from the headline and that weird picture, it’s FIST IN A BOX, a parody of Saturday Night Live’s ‘Dick In A Box’ Digital Short that manages to somehow be even more about dicks.

I don’t want to spoil it for you, but it’s even worse than you’re imagining. Video is below.

Holy crap. Dude is five seconds away from being Flynt Flossy. Myles Jury needs to watch out, I’m pretty sure Johnson’s gonna try to smang him.

If Jury’s interested in filming a response (and by all means, he should not be), I’d like to suggest a bunch of clips of him knocking Johnson out set to Imogen Heap’s ‘Hide and Seek.’

[h/t to Middle Easy]