FlipBoardFormer Gonzaga standout Raenna Jewell was busted for inappropriate relations with a minor. Not like a miner in a mine, or a mimer with a mime. They’re just called mimes. Anyway, Jewell was the Apache Junction High School freshman girls basketball and softball coach, and the article doesn’t say whether the 16-year-old in question was swinging the lumber or taking it to the hole. Break it down for us, Badjocks:
According to reports, Jewell, 25, was first arrested on suspicion of sexual conduct with a minor back on March 29, three days after cops received a report from the victim’s mother about some “suspicious text messages” being exchanged between her daughter and Jewell. Uh, oh.
Text messaging is going to take down an entire country one day, I can feel it. Can you imagine if Nixon had a cell phone? Actually, that’s a bit different, since the only person he tried to screw was, well, everyone.
|orig. seen in the East Valley Trib|
I guess if Nixon had a cell phone he could have texted everything, instead of all that tedious taping.
Can you imagine if JFK had a cell phone?
Incoming Text Message:
DUCK!!!
Once again, Gonzaga fails with a sweet 16.
13 years later, the Jewell’s are still dropping bombs!!! First it was the Olympics and now it’s virgin ass…
and here in lies the problem with real life lesbo’s….they look nothing like the ones i download…
looks like someone cut a roast on her face. uhhgg.
Sweet 16…the Jewell’s…great work guys, lol.
Although JFK probably would’ve still taken it in the head as he was texting back “I prefer goose over du..”
biggie, that was fucking hilarious
+1
I bet this softball coach has a bigger dick than me.
But who will saaaavvvveee her soul, now?
In Apache Junction Ariozona, a day without a coach having innapropriate relations with a minor, is like a day without sunshine my friends…..
Oh these foolish games.