Four-Second Soccer Goal

Four seconds is not only the amount of time I would last in bed with that lovely goddess Larissa Riquelme in the picture above, but it is also how long it took an Italian soccer team to score against some other Italian soccer team I can’t spell or pronounce. Just enjoy the quick-thinking of the striker to immediately boot it right after kickoff (seriously, did he really think he was going to get a goal?) and the poor goalie attempting to stop a shot that can’t be saved.

If you are so busy that you can’t watch the 30-second video, the goal happens at 0:12. There you go, Mr. I’m-So-Important-I-Wear-Pants.

Also, listen for the Black Eyed Peas right before the goal. THEIR MUSIC IS INFECTING EVERY COUNTRY.