12.08.09 9 years ago 3 Comments

Second Update: Tiger’s mother-in-law is now “stable.” And apparently he did not sleep with her.

UPDATE: ESPN reports that the woman is Elin Nordegren’s mother. She’s reportedly on “advanced life support.” Damn.

This is a woman that reportedly was transported from Tiger Woods’ home in Windermere, Florida to nearby Health Central Hospital. And nobody knows who it is. My money’s on “a woman!”

The ambulance transported the woman to Health Central Hospital, the same hospital that Woods was treated at on Nov. 27 after he crashed his black Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant and tree outside his house, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Orange County Fire Rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham would not disclose the identity of the woman, the Sentinel reporteed. –New York Daily News.

So Tiger cheated on his wife with seven living women and one dead one? Is that where we are? Oh, right. That woman’s still alive at the moment. I’d hate to jump to conclusions here. Readers of new media have such little tolerance for that sort of thing.

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