The other day we talked about the reports that Gabby Douglas’ parents were locked in a bitter divorce, and were fighting each other over the 16-year old Olympic superstar’s current wealth and all of the money she’ll make moving ahead. Worry no long, friends. It appears that Oprah Winfrey has rescued her and taken her to live on her unicorn ranch at Gumdrop Island in her ivory tower made of actual ivory.
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