01.23.10 8 years ago

Leave it to Las Vegas to completely bastardize something so good and so pure as the Girl Scouts of America. The Las Vegas Wranglers, Vegas’ ECHL hockey team, will be donning Girl Scout-themed sweaters for their March 12th game vs. the Bakersfield Condors.  They have previously worn “stripperific” and Blago-inspired prison uniforms as other cheeky promotional tools (where the hell did they find clear-bottomed platform skates with flashing LED lights?!).

The Wranglers will be wearing Girl Scout uniform inspired jerseys that will be available for silent auction throughout the game. The Girl Scouts are also offering a special ticket rate of $10 for that night’s game. A portion of the proceeds from the jersey auction and tickets sold by the Girl Scouts benefits the Las Vegas local Girl Scouts of Frontier Council. Other Girl Scout-themed activities are planned throughout the evening.–Yahoo! Sports via Girl Scouts Blog

There really is no better place for Girl Scouts than a drug and alcohol-fueled Las Vegas sporting event where the only cheerleaders are probably hookers you can find on a flier from one of those guys that stands on every corner. I don’t care if the intent is to benefit the GSA.  It’s Vegas.  You know there are going to be at least 11 girls and T-girls that show up looking like this.

I have a feeling that “Daisy Go Rounds” means something a little different at the Spearmint Rhino down the way…

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