I hear it makes a great chew toy!
Links
Bleacher Creatures: Collect Them All, Put On A Creepy Puppet Show – I’d buy these, but I’m afraid they’ll try to teach me parables about Christianity. Especially the Kurt Warner one. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
The Seven Most Insanely Dangerous Combat Sports Ever Invented – I love the guy in the X-Arm video being all “oh wow a former champion it’s an honor to be working with him” when the work they’re doing is arm wrestling + kicking. [Cage Potato]
These Vintage Mad Men Playboy Covers Are Pretty F-ing Fantastic – Hell’s balls, Trudy! [UPROXX]
‘Playboy Club’ Wins Race to Be First Cancellation of the Season! – Who knew a show about a sex club on network TV wouldn’t do well? Good luck to Amber Heard, who probably already has three failed shows lined up for next year. [Warming Glow]
Star Trek And Star Wars Quiet Books Are Homemade Awesome – These are neat, and legitimately the best thing made with “Star Wars” on it since like 1980. [Gamma Squad]
New York Man Takes Wicker Man Cosplay Too Far – This sounds too much like a plot from ‘The Brady Bunch’. I was hoping this would be about a guy who covered himself with sticks and set himself on fire. [Film Drunk]
Four Loko Folds Under FTC Pressure, Updates Alcohol Content Warning – The new warning reads, “Why are you drinking this? Do you hate yourself?” and possibly “#areyouseriousbro” [Smoking Section]
Chris Christie’s Presidential Announcement (With Fat Cats) – This is the future of news. The next time something like 9/11 happens, we’re gonna have to put up with the rainbow pop tart cat flying around in the background. [Buzzfeed]
Thomas Jane Pretty Much Just Said That As A Struggling Actor He’d Have Sex With Men For Sandwiches Or Something – He’s just trying to get his kids back. [FARK]
9 Television Shows from the ’60s That Haven’t Been Made into Movies… Yet – Speaking of The Brady Bunch, I’m gonna go watch that movie again. “YES, I’M IN THE MIDDLE.” [Moviefone|
The Perfect Halloween Costume for One-Legged Ladies – If you don’t like this, you can always be Zach Gowen. [The Daily What]
Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About Bridesmaids That Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants – Oh man, these facts! My pants! [Pajiba]
