Granger Smelt It, Turkey Dealt It

08.31.10 8 years ago 8 Comments

What is that smell? I detect citrus with a hint of methane.

Team USA forward Danny Granger has been spending time in Turkey this summer for the FIBA World Basketball Championships, and unfortunately for him, he left his pumpkin pie Yankee Candle at home. Danny has been complaining via twitter about the stench of Istanbul.

smellin like dead donkeys… no joke –Twitter via USA Today

I’ve been a city slicker for most of my life, but I’ve never heard of species decomposing differently. Danny’s offended nostrils also have a problem with the hygienic standards of the Turks. A steady diet of falafels and hookah must give you some pretty serious B.O.

im dying over here…. how come nobody in europe wears deodorant? guess they didnt get the memo –Twitter via USA Today

I did a Google image search for ‘dead donkey’ while brainstorming a Photoshop for this post. While I ended up scratching that plan entirely, I did find something I thought you guys would enjoy.

Happy fapping.

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