Have you ever wondered how Mr. Olympia competitor JJ Marsh gets his calves so big? Sure you have. And today we learn the simple answer from the video below: he rides another bodybuilder. Gosh, everything about these guys is so masculine and not at all gay that it’s easy to see why they’re the masculine ideal. RAWR FEEL THE BURN!!! MUSCLES POPPING! SPANDEX! EXPLORE FEELINGS OF CURIOSITY!!!
(Thanks for this goes to Everything Is Terrible, the Internet’s premier source for delightfully outdated videos.)