And Now, For Some Goddamn Reason, Here’s ‘Grunting Granny Goes Weightlifting’

12.31.12 5 years ago

I wish I could put this clip into context for you. People who do my job on other sites don’t really like to show their work, and yeah, I know I’m not exactly Stephen Jay Gould over here with my pro wrestling and dick jokes, but every other site this appears on tossed it up with THIS IS FUNNY or SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE FUNNY VIDEOS.

Here’s what we know: the Grunting Granny has gone weightlifting.

Of course, the weirdest thing about the video is that she’s not a “grunting granny” at all. She starts screaming from off-screen, continues screaming as she does a squat, then screams as she leaves. It’s not even a scream so much as it’s … how do I explain it? Remember the Most Annoying Sound In The World from Dumb & Dumber? She’s doing that.

Here, compare them for yourself.

This is funny. Subscribe for more funny videos! And if you can think of a better way to describe what she’s doing, let me know. I spent the first 30 seconds of the clip trying to figure out whether or not she was a Hagraven. The braided side-pony has to be a clue. Maybe this is how The Hunger Games ends?

Grunting Granny, if you’re out there, let us know. The world cries out for your AMA.

[h/t to Bob’s Blitz]

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