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9 More MCs That Desperately Need A Name Change – I guess MC Skatcat finally realized what “scat” means. Good news: Paula Abdul is the opposite of scat. [Smoking Section]

5 Reasons Boycotting “The Avengers” Is Pointless – Reason 6: Fin Fang Foom is not in it. Reason 7: Missing out on looking at Scarlett Johansson’s butt for two hours. [Gamma Squad]

12 Times You’ve Seen Ron Swanson But Had No Idea It was Ron Swanson – The fact that Ron Swanson is in season 2 of ’24’ (the best one, the one with the cougar and Kim Bauer’s nipples) has somehow made it even better. Give me all the time you have! [Warming Glow]

Today’s Top Story: Macauley Culkin Is Skinny – Haley Joel Osment should try to get this role next. [Film Drunk]

Redditor’s Dad Enjoys Photoshopping Himself Into Movies And Movie Posters – …and apparently he only goes to see movies in the Summer. Photoshop yourself into The Iron Lady, Reddit guy. [UPROXX]

Meme Watch: Freelancer Fred Is A Guy We Know All Too Well – Yep. If you replace “ABC Daytime” with “Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix Instant” you’ve got me. [UPROXX]

ROFLMNBAO: This Week’s NBA In Pictures – Musical Edition! – As one of our commenters said, this is funnier than it’ll ever get credit for being. Go read it! [With Leather]

17 Beautiful Photos From “Game Of Thrones” Season 2 – At least 11 of these are people covered in dirt, buttf**king. [Buzzfeed]

Tim & Eric: Now Accepting Your Questions – “Have you ever considered doing something serious, or are you afraid it’ll turn out like that Quagmire’s sister episode of ‘Family Guy’? Because, holy sh*t.” [Adult Swim]

Strangest Movie Duos: Harrison Ford, Josh Hartnett, Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, And More – Ron Swanson and that other guy from Sin City. Also, Alberto Del Rio and Hayley Williams from that buddy cop movie I’m writing. [Moviefone]

12 Adorable On-Screen Couples You Wish Were Real – For the longest time I said I wanted Jet Li and Carla Gugino from The One to be my parents. Is that weird? I would be awesome. [Pajiba]