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Despite being the world’s foremost expert on the WWE’s reality series Total Divas, I’m ready for a breath of fresh air. However, it looks like that air will smell like whatever it is that I imagine “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan smells like – sawdust and Brut, perhaps – because not only do we get Total Divas back in March, but now that the WWE Network is here to make sure that our lives have meaning 24 hours a day, we finally get the long-awaited Legends House debuting in April.
The WWE actually filmed Legends House back in 2012, but the 10-episode series that crams a bunch of former superstars into the same house never aired. So what better time to fill us in on what happens when “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and Hillbilly Jim stop acting polite… and start acting like they’re acting real?
Here’s the first preview clip for Legends House, and if there isn’t an episode that focuses on one of the Bushwhackers biting through a colostomy bag, I am going to be incredibly disappointed.
My current level of excitement for this show:
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Holy crap. Before I watched the video, I thought Hillbilly Jim was Snitsky.
No Iron Sheik? That’s some bullshit.
Word.
Meditating with Gary Busey? I’m in!
worth 10.00 alone.
I hope there’s a Divas crossover.
My inner-dickhead wants me to make a joke about how this “reality show” will be fake since its about wrestling, but somehow, I’m too intrigued to do so.
At first I thought it was just going to be all the drug addicts staying with DDP doing yoga 24/7.
Da’ Maniac!
This is going to be the best show about old people ever!
Oh wow! It’s a bunch of wrestling legends and Hillbilly Jim!
I heard Season 2 is already in production and is going to have the following roommates:
Mr. Perfect, Lou Albano, Owen Hart, Big Boss Man, Yokozuna, Bam Bam Bigelow, Eddie Guerrero, And All The Von Erichs.
Their calling it WWE’s ‘Haunted House’.
Miss Elizabeth with be the “Host Ghostess with the Mostess” while Chris Benoit will star as the crotchety neighbor.
Damn, I actually want to watch this a little bit.
And am I the only one shocked that Hillbilly Jim isn’t like 90 years old?
That looks like something that will get inducted into the Wrestlecrap hall of fame sooner than later.
Needs more Virgil.
The smell of Duggan is something that will stay with me the rest of my life. It’s B.O. I still have that olfactory memory from over twenty years ago and it looks like it ain’t going nowhere.