Here’s What’ll Keep The Kings In Sacramento: ‘Hey Kings Stay Kings! (My Balls)’

Pro Wrestling Editor

Worried about the Sacramento Kings and their impending move to Seattle? Enjoy this fan anthem, entitled ‘Hey Kings, Stay Kings! (My Balls).’ I’ve listened to it twice now, and as far as I can tell, it’s less a “please stay in our town” anthem and more of a “give us your phone numbers so we can f**k you before you leave” type thing. (via That NBA Lottery Pick

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