05.09.07 11 years ago 17 Comments

How this happened a month ago without me seeing it is totally beyond my understanding.  Oh wait, I know why: it's hockey.  Did this happen in the playoffs?  Are either of the teams still in contention for the Stanley Cup?  It's a mystery only NHL fans know, and I don't know where I can find one.

In other times and places, men like these players for Ottawa and Montreal were called vikings, knights, or crusaders, and their acts of reckless heroism were re-told through the ages by wandering troubadours.  Today, we call them by a centuries-old name: warriors.  Wait, that's not right.  I meant to say, "total pussies."  I believe they each got five minutes in the penalty box for cowardice.

(Thanks to Show Dog With Papers, even though a bunch of you hockey people have already seen it)

UPDATE: So I guess this is from a year ago?  Whatever.  Live it up, hockey fans… at least you got a post. 

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