If you can’t figure out what’s supposed to be happening in that picture, let me help you out. The guy who looks like he’s pooping on goal is Alexander Wennberg of Djurgarden, a team in the second-tier Swedish league HockeyAllsvenskan. Yes, I know I already wrote about Swedish people doing weird shit today (and I feel like I’m writing about ‘Skyrim’), but bear with me.
Opposing goaltender Erik Hanses lost control of the puck when Wennberg crashed the net, somehow losing it in dude’s pants. Wennberg continues his ass-first descent into goal, the puck falls out of his pants with a plopping motion (we’ve all been there) and Hanses gets one of the most ridiculous and kinda-embarrassing goals against ever. To put it more simply, it was the least sanitary Statue Of Liberty play I’ve ever seen.
Video is below.
New movie pitch: a hockey-playing duck who only scores goals like this.
[h/t to our friends at Puck Daddy]