02.24.10 8 years ago 4 Comments

I can’t dunk a basketball, and while many of my partners in pigmentation would blame that on being a member of the Caucasian persuasion, I blame the fact that I never thought of kicking the defender in the groin, and then using that newfound footspace to elevate myself above the rim. I mean, look at all the air that former George Mason “star” Tony Skinn gets! I’m surprised that ref didn’t interpret that an extra step and call him for traveling. Or, you know, a charge. I guess the push-off is legal in Europe. That’s cool. I could totally jump off another guy’s junk. And I should get going, because at this rate it’ll be an Olympic event in 10 years. Video’s after the jump.

Thanks, Jack.

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