‘I SMELL VARMINT POON TANG’

11.19.08 10 years ago 13 Comments

In “slight deviations from plot lines of ’80s comedies” news, a country club groundskeeper in Connecticut was arrested for killing a skunk with a golf club (via oobgolf).

Police say 19-year-old Kadeem Palmer is charged with cruelty to animals… The charges were filed after a woman complained that she saw Palmer at the golf course taking swings with a golf club at a skunk.

Police said they went to the course’s maintenance shack and confronted Palmer who allegedly admitted killing the skunk.

Welp, I’ve tried any number of jokes here, but every single one of them references Caddyshack in some way, shape, or form.  So I guess all I have to say is, remember Lacy Underall?  That was back when banana tits were in style.

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