FlipBoardIf you haven't held it already, you're probably in the throes of preparation for you upcoming fantasy draft. I have Peyton Manning in my keeper league and his undetermined status is ruining my life. This devotion, of course, takes a toll on those extraneous social interactions called relationships. Naturally, women, the people who make relationships tedious, are upset because fantasy sports keeps guys less than 100 percent slavishly devoted to them. They even started a half-assed web campaign to carp about it.
WomenAgainstFantasySports, or WAFS, was started by a woman with a dream. A dream that, as promised in the wedding vows she shared with her husband, would involve the daily joys of spending time with her best friend, her confidant, her love. Alas, the advent of fantasy sports has crushed her hopes and desires, thereby making her a widow 2 months out of each year. In coping, she has found refuge in the world wide web – a place where she can share her griefs, her pains, and her story with other widows. (Thanks for providing the platform, Mr. Gore).
WAFS is dedicated to making sure that all women who suffer from the ill affects of reckless, addicted fantasy sports playing have a place to gather and share their stories, and read the stories of others. In addition, women can break the history of enabling their addict by taking a stand and letting the world know that they won’t take it anymore, perhaps by buying a shirt or two to strengthen their loyalty to those who seek the fall of fantasy sports. Also, it’s a great place for fantasy-addicted men to begin their 12 step program by admitting their addiction and selecting from our store to begin winning their spouse back.
That sounds like a great excuse to sell T-shirts organization! Shame, though. It's only a matter of time until this guy files suit against them. You see that, ladies!? We have a crusader on our side. I can't wait to get my share of that "making dudes hear about your day" class action suit he's got in the works.
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I'll be the founder of the "I'm Not Paying for You" Association. We advocate all hardworking (and non-hard working) men keeping their money and using it for themselves rather than blowing it on mooching WAGS.
take that WAFS. How are you going to get on the internet now?
"Widows" is such a hard term. I prefer "sandwich makers".
fucking shit. Would these harpies prefer them to go out and fuck someone else? I check my fantasy stats almost every night (baseball, basketball, football) and my wife is cool with it, I'm home and can put down the computer if I have to.
Shit like this is why some guy never get married.
The trick is to get the women interested in what we like. I find that rope is an invaluable tool in doing this.
WAFS is dedicated to making sure that all women who suffer from the ill affects of reckless, addicted fantasy sports playing have a place to gather and share their stories, and read the stories of others.
The only thing more annoying than hearing a guy bitch about his fantasy team is hearing a woman bitch about her guy's fantasy team
next thing you know they are gonna want…hell i'm not giving the bitches any ideas
I'd rather watch a full episode of The View than spend ten minutes with these shrikes.
W.A.F.S. = We Are Fat Shrews
Two months out of the year? Haven't these cunts heard of fantasy NASCAR and golf?
Women Against Fun Stuff
Won't Allow Freaky Sex
Witches And Fag Slags
/can, and might, do this all day
I think "shrike" is going to have to be my word of the day.
thereby making her a widow 2 months out of each year
If she's a widow only two months of the year, I think her man must suck at fantasy sports.
"With my wraparound picks in round one and two, I'll take Reggie Bush and the Bears D."
@WDYA
Whiny Ass Fucking Skanks
/jaeger bomb!
Waiting Around For Soaps
Wide Assed Freak Shows
Will Anger Frustrated Spouses
Where Are (the) FUCKING Sandwiches?!?!
/sighs deeply
/wants to defend gender – realizes it's a losing battle
/shakes head
/resists homer-urge to put Darren McFadden at top of draft list
It's not your entire gender that's under assault, Smello, it's just the shrieking harpies at Won't Accept Football's Superiority.
widows…blah blah blah………….gunshot
WAIT, Are (you) Fucking Serious?
my wife actually encourages me to play fantasy sports since i've won a few pay leagues. and because it keeps me from killing again.
To the bitch pictured,
You married a 49ers fan who is obviously a loser. You deserve a miserable life.
We Are Fucking Stupid
Women Against Flexible Soviets
We're Assholes, Fugly Skanks
Those are some pretty busted women on the website. Have they ever considered that might be the reason why no one is spending time with them?
We Argue For Sport
Won't Accept Fluid Secretions
Wreck All Fun Sundays
If you check out the apparel they have for sale, there's a pair of panties with "Closed for the fantasy season" on the front.
But not on the back…
I'm with you smello. These chicks are losers.
I won my keeper league 2 years ago and plan on winning this year. The hubby can suck it.
i just realized how fucking ugly that bitch is