From Soccernista comes the long-awaited (by me) video of the Chinese Olympic soccer team brawling with the Queens Park Rangers in London.
What could possibly start such a fracas? Well, I heard that one of the QPR players pulled his eyelids sideways and said "Ching chong ching chong. Me like flied lice. FLIED LICE!" Which in most cultures warrants a flying ninja kick. And saying "Me so solly" doesn't count as a real apology. Believe me.