09.18.07 11 years ago 34 Comments

Is the Anucha Browne Sanders sexual harassment lawsuit against Isiah Thomas and MSG the greatest thing ever?  No, don't be silly.  Breast implants, the M1A1 Abrams, Spaghetti-O's, and a well-made Manhattan are all far superior.  But Zeke's testimony is definitely moving this court case up the list.

"A white man calling a black female 'bitch,' that is wrong with me. I am not accepting that. That's a problem for me," he said.

But asked if he'd have a problem with a black man calling a black woman "bitch," Thomas said, "Not as much."

Isiah Thomas has to be the one of the few people on Earth that I could effectively cross-examine.  "What if a white person is singing along to a rap song?  Is THAT wrong, Mr. Thomas?"  And he'd be all, "Yes I sexually assaulted that bitch, and I hope she burns in hell!"  It would be like A Time to Kill plus A Few Good Men, except I'd be wearing one of those white powdered wigs, and my co-counsel would be a sexy chick in a bikini. 

In conclusion, I should really move to LA to write movies. 

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