04.05.07 11 years ago 22 Comments

The Fanhaus is all over the brewing controversy in Long Island, where members of the Rangers — an organization noted for pigheaded behavior — allegedly mistreated members of the Ice Girls, spandex-wearing ladies who are like sexy little human zamboners during stoppages in play.

[T]eams of three Ice Girls clean loose ice known as "snow" in the goal and the blue-painted goaltender's crease in front of the goal line. But Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist declined to move and used his stick to whack the squeegee Kelli Higgins, 23, was using to push the snow into a pile during the first TV timeout, knocking the butt end of the squeegee stick into her stomach.

"I said 'Excuse me' maybe two or three times," Higgins said Wednesday. "He didn't move and didn't say anything, so I gave up and went around him. "The tip of my squeegee kind of hit the tip of his stick. I don't know if he thought I did that on purpose or whatever, but he took a big windup and slashed the squeegee pretty good.

In addition, fellow Ice Girl Chanel — who has a tremendous stripper name and should give me a call if she's not busy next week — claimed another Ranger player spit on her as she left the ice. 

The hubbub has caused some to wonder if attractive women should be doing jobs that could be done by regular rink personnel, which may be the stupidest question in the history of modern sports.  Haven't these people ever conducted an interview?  Attractive women should be favored to get every job.  I'd vote for a cheerleader if she ran for president.  I'm just so sick of the liberal anti-basket-tossing agenda.

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