Have you had dinner yet? Is your food fully digested? Good. Prepare yourself for one nasty looking hematoma courtesy of the Texans’ J.J. Watt.
Watt says he suffered the injury in the first half of a Week 4 contest against the Buffalo Bills. Not long after, Watt picked off E.J. Manuel and returned the ball in the other direction for a touchdown. As it turns out, the bruise didn’t bother him much at all.
Also, he’s not human.