FlipBoardNew Mets manager Jerry Manuel has a clear message for his players, and that message is "I will fucking cut you."
Shortstop Jose Reyes felt tightness in his hamstring on Tuesday night, causing Manuel to pull him from the game. Reyes disagreed, even throwing his helmet in the process. Reyes later apologized to Manuel, a possible result of the threat of physical violence.
"I told him next time he does that I'm going to get my blade out and cut him. I'm a gangster. You go gangster on me, I'm going to have to get you. You do that again, I'm going to cut you right on the field," quipped Manuel.
That's some pretty big talk for a guy with the name "interim" in his job title. When I was interim manager of the Taco Bell I made sure that the first thing I did was threaten to cut the cashiers. I'm sorry, but the sour cream gun is not a toy.
I love the sour cream gun. "Bang bang, you're fat!"
You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
/Master Shake'd
That is a 289 instant classic.
I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away that one-hopper one more time, and I'll bleed you, real quiet. Leave you here.
Got that?
"Sour Cream Gun," coincidentally, is the nickname of Billy Wagner's left arm.
Oh, and my penis.
I should probably get that checked out.
When does Vice City: Flushing come out?
Does Charlie Manual have to choke a bitch?
/Brady'd
I think it's pretty clear that the Mets are a well run organization.
me thinks manuel will not have to make a cross-country trip if/when he's fired.
When your a met, your a met all the way.
Man, the Latin Kings are everywhere.
Win the Pennant or Die Tryin'
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Mr. Met is way more gangsta than Jerry Manuel. He carries around a samurai sword.