Jesus, Gabby Douglas, Just Go Out With This Kid Already

Our friend Leon Purvis can fill you in in the video, but here’s the short version: he asked Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Gabby Douglas to his 2012 prom, got jerked around by her for a little while and talked to us about it at length. Now he’s back with the aptly-titled ‘Why Can’t I Get A Date?’ and he’s DEMANDING ANSWERS.

What’s the deal, Gabby Douglas? You can’t emoji wink at the kid forever. Right now it’s sorta like the Art Bell Show of people harassing celebrities on Twitter. Total conspiracy.

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Morning Links

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