J.J. Watt Murdered Every Popular Dance All At Once

It appears that J.J. Watt’s New Year’s Resolution was to get ALL the pageviews. Either that or he’s trying to kill every trendy dance simultaneously, as he did this following a third quarter sack against the Jaguars. Yes, that would be Watt hitting the “Whip,” the “Nae Nae,” the “Dab,” and something called “running off on da plug” all in one horrible, horrible sequence.  I hate 2016 already.

Do less, man.