John Oliver’s Trolling Of The Yankees Now Includes Sharks And Unicorns

As you probably already know by now, John Oliver used his Last Week Tonight program to raise awareness about the elitist ticketing policy of the New York Yankees. To counteract that, he has been selling Legends Suite tickets to the team’s three-game series with the Houston Astros for 25 cents.

One day after two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sat behind home plate, there were sharks and unicorns in the expensive seats on Wednesday night.

I watched this game on YES for a while and didn’t see any ocean animals or fictional creatures, so they must have been sitting slightly off to the side. It seems as though the Astros broadcast caught them on camera briefly.

The Astros and Yankees conclude their three-game series in the House That Ruthless Ticket Printing Polices Built at 4:05 ET. Who – or what – will we see in the finale?

Here are some possibilities based on a search of the #IHaveNeverSatInAPremiumLocation hashtag:

Perhaps, two women who love America?

Maybe a bunny and a bear, two natural enemies coming together over baseball and beer?

Could it be two superheroes that would make for a better three hours than Batman V. Superman?

What about Olive Oil and her husband, an obvious PED user?

Please don’t let it be this.

Finally, here’s the group that gets my vote.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father(‘s ability to print out tickets and feel worthy of premium seats). Prepare to die.

(Via The Associated Press)

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