FlipBoardThe immense responsibility that comes with writing a well-trafficked and largely uninformed sports blog has finally gotten the better of me, and I have decided to host an NCAA Tournament pool. Therefore, I encourage all of you to enter With Leather's Pool of Hard Knocks. Go HERE to sign up.
- Group ID #: 119810
- Password: scarlett
I've discussed this matter with my Fat Penguin overlords, and they confirmed that the winner of the pool will receive… uh… something. A cool something that will almost probably be decided before the tourney begins. Furthermore, a certain number of runners-up — possibly zero — will get something else that will also be cool but not as cool as the winner's something.
Is this the most rewarding free tournament ever? I don't like to jump to conclusions, but yes. Obviously.
NEW GROUP UPDATE: WL's Pool of Hard Knocks 2 — Group # 132979, password: boner
my Fat Penguin overlords
You have no idea how much I wish that you took your orders from actual fat penguins.
First prize: copy of the Kristin Davis sex tape?
Oh boy, I can't wait to win something!!!
//so excited I just pissed myself
If we could get one of those sweet "With Leather" t-shirts I'd be happy.
Second prize: STEAK KNIVES!
I would be totally content with an orange or blue "Sex Cannon" shirt if KSK has any leftovers?
How bout the monetary equivalent of your paycheck for a day?
Do you know how many lapdances I could get with blogger money?
Third prize is, you're fired.
@wwsm, Tim: See this watch? This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here? Then close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?
/Mamet's a monster
@Tim–considering how much time I already spend online at work, I think first prize will also get me fired.
Password: Scarlett–is that a Rutgers thing?
1st Prize: A date with Ufford.
2nd Prize: Two dates with Ufford.
3rd Prize: A date with Kevin.
@HHY–Mamet's next movie is about ultimate fighting, so you know it's gonna rule.
/Oh man, that thing is gonna suck
PS If you make $970K in a year, probably you can just round up and say $1M.
First prize should be a "Get out of Doogie's basement free" card.
What's your name?
Fuck you. That's my name.
First Prize: Bottle of Knob Creek
Second Prize: Bottle of Makers Mark
3rd Prize: Beam
Worst Bracket: Bottle of Tennessee Piss, AKA: Jack Daniels
Yes I do go ballistic whenever I order bourbon and the dumb fuck bartender tries to give me Jack.
The prize could be anything…it could even be a boat!!!
Can I win back the love of my father?
Can I win back the love of my father?
No.
Great, now everybody gets to see my gay ass Yahoo! avatar.
If I lose, I want the home version of the game and there'd better be some Rice-A-goddam-Roni in there too
As long as you're not handing out STDs like last year. I kinda got burned on that one…
@Enrico
HAHA you know that doesn't exist!
Dammit, the group is already full!
Can you please make another one, Uff??
fuck. ok it's full. when X beats ass to the championship, i get my balls licked by somebody that got in. you assholes that are in but never spritz an oz. in the comments? you can lick by balls irreguardless.
its full!!!! I was going to lose anyway but why is it full????
noooooo… it's full! i wanted those steak knives!!!
Make it bigger! (The pool I mean)
@bp
When I spritz, it's usually more than an oz.
With Leather, I log onto your site after my ritual 2AM spank sesh, only to be greeted with an audio advertisement of Mellisa Etheridge. If that didn't damn well ruin the afterglow… What gives? Yeah, she's a lesbian, but defintiely the bad kind.
Also, I will be entering this pool and sending everyone else home crying.
I am in, and my picks are awwwwesome…
P.S. Enrico, nobody leaves the basement…..NOBODY! (evil laugh)
Doogie: Nobody? not even rolled up in a rug, or in several garbage bags?
password: boner
Tee hee hee.
@BTDT
You must be the same dumbass that orders "a beer" at the bar and expects the barkeep to read you mind.
/far removed from the service industry, but still scarred
A Beavis blank stare at this. This is more confusing than the ad hominem invective. I like prizes though, so i may consider it. *cue the numbskulls taking that thought away in a wheelbarrow and dumping it on the tip with all my dreams, ambitions and good intentions.
@Alex
I am cheap. So when I order "bourbon" I expect well which is usually Old Granddad, Old Crow, Beam etc. As long as it is from Kentucky I am not that particular.