Jose Canseco Became ‘Cansecodamus’ On Twitter, Unveiled His Ridiculous 2015 Predictions

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With each new year, social media urges celebrities, nobodies, and everyone in between to unleash their inner Nostradamus. Former MLB player and Twitter darling Jose Canseco is no different. He decided to share his predictions with the world on Thursday night.

I can’t wait, Jose. What do we mere mortals have to look forward to in 2015?

Canseco either missed #7 or second-guessed his award-winning joke and deleted the tweet. Either way, the remaining nine are, erm, interesting. These prophesies are as wonderful as they are terrible, and I only hope each gets a 50/50 shot at becoming a reality.