01.22.09 9 years ago 8 Comments

Goddammit.  The last rumor updating the previous rumor (which was wrong) about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen being engaged was ALSO wrong, as Gisele told a Brazilian magazine that she is NOT engaged to the Patriots quarterback, but that they DO intend to marry someday.  Somebody remind me why I’m even supposed to care about this.

“I will realize the dream of marriage, to have children and a family, of course. I’m sorry (to) disappoint you, there is no date set yet,” the supermodel told the Brazilian magazine Caras. “I’m in love and you will see my wedding on the right day.” […]

“At the moment, my life is in United States… but I would love to come back and to raise my kids in Brazil, someday.”

So Tom Brady won three Super Bowls before age 30, began dating the world’s richest model, and his future includes retiring down in Brazil to raise a family.  Oh yeah?  Well my life is just as good, buddy.  I work from home.  Heck, I don’t even need to get this pinkeye treated.

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