Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker Delivers The Perfect Matthew McConaughey Impersonation

If you’ve ever seen any one of Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln commercials, you know they’re basically a shortened version of his True Detective monologues. You know, something something time is a flat circle something something leather seats something optional moonroof.

Anyway, Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker parodied this for a local commercial for Carbiz. And, wouldn’t you know it, he did a pretty good job mumbling aimlessly about driving a car with two feet. If nothing else, the ad worked because, forced into understanding the context of everything, I had to Google “Carbiz.” So, congrats, Carbiz ad execs. Y’all are an every day Don Draper. And Tucker is an every day McConaughey.

Alright, alright, alright.

(Via Corner Unit Media)