The Most Important Movement Of 2013 Is Alive: @Boobs Accounts Are Bouncing All Over!

Yesterday, before all of the awesomeness went down and our brains collectively melted and boiled until nothing was left, we briefly discussed the rise of the popular Twitter account @KUboobs, which celebrates Kansas Jayhawks basketball with breasts. Specifically, the account accepts and Tweets mostly-SFW photos that female KU fans send of their cleavage and whatnot. I believe that the late, great comedian Patrice O’Neal had a more technical name for it all.

Since the account was created last February, KU Boobs has amassed more than 22,000 followers, which doesn’t sound like much for a sports fan account, but the bulk of those fans have arrived over the past several weeks as perv-o bloggers like yours truly have caught wind of this delightful new trend. And yesterday, I, like many others, made the request – nay, DEMAND! – that other schools take up this new trend and display the boobular support for their men’s basketball teams.

Now in existence are Boobs Twitter accounts for universities and colleges across the country, including but not limited to:

Michigan State

Oklahoma

Oklahoma State

Wisconsin

Colorado State

Indiana

Baylor

Texas

Texas Tech

UNLV

Florida

West Virginia

Arizona

North Carolina

Nebraska

UCF

Cincinnati

Is… is that all, Ralph?

Aw, shucks. I was kinda hoping there would be one more, maybe for a certain school out in Glendale. Oh well, maybe next year.

*stork lands on doorstep, drops off a little bundle*

YOU GUYS! It’s an Arizona State Boobs account! It’s a miracle!

Of course, now it just needs some actual ASU Boobs.

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