Kris Humphries Apparently Has A Type

I expect that we’ve come to the end of the road in Kris Humphries’ sad love life if we’re paying attention to the Kim Kardashian “lookalikes” that he may or may not be dating. And in this case, according to the Daily Mail, the NBA free agent forward – who is probably going to be paid well thanks to a solid season that flew under the radar because of his terrible marriage – is currently spending time in South Beach with a girl who may or may not be his new girlfriend.

As you can see in the banner pic, the new definition of Kim Kardashian lookalike is apparently “woman with dark hair and a big ass”. And while I certainly spew my fair share of hatred at the entire Kardashian family – you try not loathing them after you watch them defile Biggie’s “Hypnotize” – I think Kim deserves a little credit here. If this girl looks like Kim, then I look like Brad Pitt. It’s close, but I’m not that arrogant.

After the jump, I break this terrible comparison down so we can put an end to this glamorization of talentless, athlete-chasing fame leaches.

I’ve added a blob of Silly Putty to offer additional perspective.