With Leather’s Watch This: Meet The World’s Biggest Soccer Star In 2022

I don’t know much of what’s going on in this video, other than it is foreign and involves soccer, but I do know that the kid wearing No. 11 is very good at playing soccer. The way he starts out by keeping his focus on the ball and follows it across the field, before turning it into a dominating offensive play is just something that you’d see in a movie about that famous soccer guy. You know, the one who soccers.

NCAA Football: Buffalo at Miami (Ohio) – 8 PM ET on ESPNU
NCAA Football: Kent State at Ohio – 8 PM ET on ESPN2

This week’s installment of ESPN’s “F*ck You, MAC Fans” series.

NHL: Bruins at Rangers – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports

Are either of these teams as good as the Blues are this season? I didn’t think so.

NCAA Basketball: Vanderbilt at Butler – 6 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
NCAA Basketball: Memphis at Oklahoma State – 8 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: Bucknell at St. John’s – 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1

Also, the NIT Season Tip-Off begins at 6 PM ET on ESPNU in case you just haven’t had enough college basketball spray into your b-holes through a small tube.

But instead of all of this basketball, I’m willing to offer you what’s in the box I’m holding.

Do you want what’s in the box?

Do you? Yes?

Okay, last chance to take basketball…

Seriously, last chance…

Okay, here’s what was in the box!

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