03.14.08 10 years ago 14 Comments

LeBron James will become just the third man to grace the cover of Vogue in the magazine's 116-year history.  He'll appear in the upcoming April issue with Gisele Bundchen… who OH MY GOD is Tom Brady's girlfriend!  Yarrrr, intersport superstar rivalry, dead ahead!

Wearing a tank top, shorts and sneakers from his own Nike clothing line, James appears on the cover dribbling a basketball and screaming as if in game mode while throwing one arm around supermodel Gisele Bundchen with Tom Brady nowhere to be found…

Bundchen wasn't intimated by James' frame. "He doesn't really make you feel small, even though he is big," she says in the magazine. "I think my leg is like the size of his shoe."

Oh man, you know what this means.  If blogs have proven anything, it's that people who are photographed together are having sex.  And Gisele's even commenting on by LeBron's amazing "shoe size."  Why, she's not even being subtle!  She may as well have announced that Annie Leibowitz photographed their entire sexcapade.  Which, to be honest, I'd kind of like to see.  What?  Black dudes are sexy.

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