09.21.07 11 years ago 23 Comments

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LeBron James will host the season premiere of "Saturday Night Live" on September 29th, in which he will try to be less wooden than Michael Jordan when he hosted.  This is gonna affect exactly zero people I know.  There's gonna be maybe thirty funny seconds I can watch on YouTube the following Monday morning, which allows me to go out on Saturday like the Hollywood starlet whore I am and saves me from watching forty-five minutes of commercials between boring skits.

Kanye West, fresh off of kicking 50 Cent's reneging ass, will be performing as well, which might give you a reason to tune in if you couldn't just watch the clip on YouTube and illegally download the .mp3s the next day.

What I'm trying to say is, getting drunk with friends beats the hell out of wasting a night being bored. 

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