LeSean McCoy lived up to his nickname in exactly that kind of way on Thursday when he posted an Instagram invite to a private, women-only party that required guests to submit a photo and sign a confidentiality agreement. So, an orgy, right? Definitely going to be an orgy. McCoy has since (unsurprisingly) deleted the post (but only because it had the Bills logo in it[!]), but we all saw it, and Twitter really stepped up to the plate on this one. You knew it was coming.
Let’s start with user @ohholybutt, the one who emailed McCoy’s event inbox and got the creepiest form response ever. He weighed in on Shady’s execution:
Then there were, of course, the obvious parallels with another Philadelphia celebrity:
And then a surprising amount of variation from Sports Joke Twitter. All in all, everyone stepped up to the plate on this one.
Let that be a lesson to you, LeSean. Keep things on the DL, or at least in the private messages.