12.30.07 10 years ago 5 Comments

"Can I get a little help here?"

My older sister had Volume II of the Greatest Hits of Olivia Newton-John on LP (that's 4 music platforms ago for the younger readers) which had a 3-panel foldout on the cover of lovely Olivia and provided me with my first sexual experience. Sure vinyl had hisses and pops, but the album covers were much easier to see. Have you ever tried to masturbate to those small pictures on an iPod screen? It's almost impossible. Almost. -KD 

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