03.11.09 10 years ago 12 Comments

The not-quite-existent Lingerie Football League has found a home for at least one of its not-quite-existant teams. The Denver Dream have scheduled their two 2009 home games to be played in Dick’s Sporting Goods Park. No word on whether the official LFL footballs will be blue. Because when you watch the games, you get…never mind.

The Denver Dream will kick off their inaugural season in the Lingerie Football League (LFL) with four Friday night regular season games in the 7-on-7 full contact league.

The Dream’s first home game at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park will be on Friday, September 18 against the Los Angeles Temptation at 7:30 pm MT.

So many people are bashing the UFL for trying to play in the fall, but I guess the girls get a pass? Seriously, can you masturbate to women in hockey helmets? AND eat nachos at the same time? Thought so. And I have no idea what’s in nacho cheese, but I know what I don’t want in there. And if you’re skipping lunch today, you’re welcome.

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